Thursday, January 22, 2009

Would you break into a shop just to have sex with...

(CNN) -- Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.

The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.

It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."

Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.

"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said, according to the Post.
There are a few things which I find really bizarre in this piece of news.
  • The burglar was caught only after he broke in 4 times. That shows how loose the security is.
  • The burglar is being "responsible" for his actions and always clean up after his acts.
  • The burglar always have sex with the same type of doll named, "Jungle Jane".
Well, at least the guy did not commit any other serious crimes. I don't think the sentence would be too heavy for him. Besides, he could be mentally unsound.

13 comments:

Marilyn said...

Wouldn't it have been a whole lot easier to just take the doll home... then he wouldn't have had to break in four times.

kreations said...

I would totally do that.
Okay I wouldn't how biazarre indeed!

Ravon said...

Haha... That is why it is totally insane! Anyway, I wonder if the shop owner tries to resell the doll that was used and cleaned up...

Kiat said...

This guy is either mentally unsound or very very stupid.

1. Inflating and having sex with the doll at the back alley of the shop which he had just stolen from when he could have brought it elsewhere.

2. Dumping the doll at the back alley so close to the shop and allow himself to be traced.

3. He could have brought the doll home for unlimited usage but chooses instead to break into the shop everytime he needs to satisfy his primal urges.

4. Choosing the same model over and over again when I'm sure there are better ones to try out at the shop.

Lou said...

lmao!! Wtf, seriously... why break in repeatedly, when you could break in once, load up ALL of them, and then take them home?

Unless, of course, he lived with the parents... haha!

Zoe said...

he's probably into the one-night stand thingy. maybe he doesn't want to have a relationship with just one doll cause he's not ready to commit... :-/

Pushhyarag said...

How weird! The guy must be an insane plus pervert. It must be certainly some very complex psycho syndrome. I dare not pretend to have a clue to such extreme mental behavior but have certainly heard that some deep rooted complexes lead to such abnormal behavior.

§_Dyos@h_§ said...

Oh, my! So weird huh!

Barako Brew said...

At least he was faithful to Jungle Jane. :) You can't say the same about other men.

.... Yeah, he probably was mentally Unsound. :)



- Paulo for the Barako Brew Crew

GAGAY said...

dropping by! how are you today!?

gagay

Dorothy L said...

Yikes..now I have heard everything :)
The boy has some serious issues and I am afraid to even wonder how he ended up so messed up!
What is this world coming too?

Have a positive day!

billspaced said...

too funny!

Diaz Lag said...

maybe that man still have moral values within him lol... he feels that stealing is wrong haha